Definitions by Teh win

scrike 

To cry, most random word ever produced in the north west tbh. See also "Mard arse"

"Stop scriking you mard arse."

scrike by Teh win March 31, 2005

Tekken 

One of the best fighting games. Came out before Virtua Fighter, uses nothing from Street Fighter, has a so-called "cheap" combo system so that anybody can play it. Not hard to beat, but hard to master.

1st guy "Tekken 4 owns j00!"
2nd guy "nuh-uh, Tekken Tag owns all j00r base f00!"
3rd guy "Virtua fighter owns you". Proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Tekken by Teh Win March 31, 2003

Playstation 2 (PS2) 

Currently, still selling more than the X-Box. Not like thats an achievement. I earnt more than MicroWeenie did in the first quarter by selling electric blankets in Texas

Playstation 2 is leading the console market, and is indicative of Sonys commitment to the demands of an ever changing market.

Playstation 2 (PS2) by Teh Win March 31, 2003