Definitions by Teh Emo Kids

Emo Wedgie 

The act of sneaking up on on somebody, subsequently grabbing their jacket hood and violently placing it on their head, much like a typical wedgie--except for emo kids.

"I got an emo wedgie the other day, so I went home and cut myself because I had to straighten my hair again."

Emo Wedgie by Teh Emo Kids July 16, 2009