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ROFLPOTTOMUS

A hippotomus that eats roflwoffles and pwns faces. Easily distinguished by it's purple skin and crossed eyes which enables it to pwn multiple faces at teh same time. Hates teh ROFLNOCEROS.
Bob:pmg wanna cex later?
Chris:ROFLPOTTOMUS, nty kthnxbai.
by Teh Bob & Rob September 17, 2008
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ROFLNOCEROS

A large Rhinoceros taht has a rely big horn which it uses to pwn st00ph. Enemy to teh ROFLPOTTOMUS. Like the ROFLPOTTOMUS, it has crossed eyes as well as purple skin which signifies it's pownage. It pwns faces 2.
Rob: I R TEH SEX
Bob:ROFLNOCEROS, noes, kthnxbaiomfgwtfbbq
by Teh Bob & Rob September 18, 2008
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ROFLPOTTOMUS

A hippotomus that eats roflwoffles and pwns faces. Easily distinguished by it's purple skin and crossed eyes which enables it to pwn multiple faces at teh same time. Hates teh ROFLNOCEROS.
Bob: omg wanna cex later?
Chris: ROFLPOTTOMUS, nty kthnxbai
by Teh Bob & Rob September 18, 2008
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