Shiternet

Internet service that is below 2mps

Paul - "Did you watch Game of Thrones last night"
Dave - "No, it kept glitching because of my Shiternet!"

by Tee Roy Boogie Town Browne April 21, 2015

Pink Puffin

Swollen labia

I mashed it really hard Simon. All night. Left her with that pink puffin

by Tee Roy Boogie Town Browne September 27, 2016