Definitions by Ted Smokes
Herbana
Town in East Central Illinois known for being the home of the University of Illinois' pothead community. Filled with hippie-ass students and professors, plenty of asians, and lots of granola munching motherfuckers. Significant compliment of local drug dealers (and users) to satisfy the entertainment needs of the Champaign-Urbana student populace. Smells like a fuckin skunk. Clouds of weed smoke hang over the historic west, historic east, ghetto east, and ghetto north neighborhoods.
Ed: Haley lets go to herbana! My mans got a volcano and some headie nugs.
Haley: Ew, no, I don't do herbana...nothing but a bunch of of trees and shady ass motherfuckers puffing blunts underneath them.
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Freshman: Dude, thanks for the hook up, but are you sure walking down a street five deep smoking a bong is a good idea?
Local: Don't be a pussy, this is Herbana. Only way we get stopped is if the cops ran out of weed.
Haley: Ew, no, I don't do herbana...nothing but a bunch of of trees and shady ass motherfuckers puffing blunts underneath them.
--or--
Freshman: Dude, thanks for the hook up, but are you sure walking down a street five deep smoking a bong is a good idea?
Local: Don't be a pussy, this is Herbana. Only way we get stopped is if the cops ran out of weed.
Herbana by Ted Smokes February 22, 2011