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Many individuals mastubating together over one porno and avoiding seeing each other by wearing a crisp box over their heads.
Dude, We've only got one DVD player, and we're outta time. It's got to be crisp-boxing tonight!
by Ted Haggard May 19, 2009

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Otherwise known as a 'signum crucis'

An act immediately following a pearl necklace, by which the male will immediately dip his thumb into the pool of cum, and proceed to draw a sign of the cross over the recievers face, whilst uttering the words 'bless you, my child'
I felt the the wrath of god in my loins after spilling my seed over her, so I made up for it with a quick sign of the cross.
by Ted Haggard June 18, 2008

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