Definitions by Tebow Baggins

Hayworth 

The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of man-horse anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator J.D. Hayworth because of his homophobia and acute fear of mandatory man-horse love.

See "Santorum."

Is it just me, or is there a distinct aroma of Hayworth wafting from the Congressman's pants area?

Hayworth by Tebow Baggins March 26, 2010