Liverpool Hotpocket

The act of putting cling film over a partners face, shitting on it, then wrapping it up.

A poor man's version of the 'glass table', which is why it originates in Liverpool.
Stevie G: "Fancy a Liverpool hotpocket?"

Alexandra: "All right, get underneath the glass table then."

Stevie G: "Fuck that like, I'll just put some cling film over me face."

*Stevie G puts cling film over his face*
*Alexandra shits all over it*
*Stevie G jacks off then wraps it up*

Stevie G: "Fuckin awesome, like."
by Team Twat October 24, 2010
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What you say to someone who is being cheap.

Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.
Woman: "Honey, I bought some rola-cola from the shop."

Man: "What? You couldn't buy any Coca-Cola? Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo."
by Team Twat October 24, 2010
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