Definitions by Team Clud

Eggsexual 

when the consistency of a vagina's lips is equivalent to that of a plate of scrambled eggs

I dated an eggsexual girl once...I don't eat breakfast now

Eggsexual by Team Clud May 6, 2010

Pig Cleavage 

What you are supposed to shout when you see a woman who looks like a farm animal who is also wearing a low cut shirt. Usually she'll have that weird rash right above it.

"Dude why is that awful looking woman presenting?"

"PIG CLEAVAGE!"

Pig Cleavage by Team Clud January 28, 2010