Team Clud's definitions

Pig Cleavage

What you are supposed to shout when you see a woman who looks like a farm animal who is also wearing a low cut shirt. Usually she'll have that weird rash right above it.

"Dude why is that awful looking woman presenting?"

"PIG CLEAVAGE!"

by Team Clud January 28, 2010

Eggsexual

when the consistency of a vagina's lips is equivalent to that of a plate of scrambled eggs

I dated an eggsexual girl once...I don't eat breakfast now

by Team Clud May 6, 2010