Taylor William Hilmoe's definitions

Ram Burglar

Someone who breakes into anothers house, colgs their toilet, then makes off with their plungers.

When I got back from vacation, I discovered my house had been attacked by a ram burglar.

by Taylor William Hilmoe December 28, 2008

inescapable phantom

When you take a large or smelly shit, and the smell follows you for the rest of the evening.

My inescapable phantom kept me from gitting laid.

by Taylor William Hilmoe December 28, 2008

Snaggle Tooth

An akward, often ugly, person who sticks out of a crowd or group of people like a crooked tooth out of someones mouth.

God, Taylor is such a snaggle tooth I want to punch him in the face!

by Taylor William Hilmoe March 17, 2009