Definitions by Taylor William Hilmoe

Snaggle Tooth 

An akward, often ugly, person who sticks out of a crowd or group of people like a crooked tooth out of someones mouth.

God, Taylor is such a snaggle tooth I want to punch him in the face!

Snaggle Tooth by Taylor William Hilmoe March 17, 2009

Ram Burglar 

Someone who breakes into anothers house, colgs their toilet, then makes off with their plungers.

When I got back from vacation, I discovered my house had been attacked by a ram burglar.

Ram Burglar by Taylor William Hilmoe December 28, 2008

inescapable phantom 

When you take a large or smelly shit, and the smell follows you for the rest of the evening.

My inescapable phantom kept me from gitting laid.

inescapable phantom by Taylor William Hilmoe December 28, 2008