Definitions by Tatu 8157

The Pawn’s Gambit 

When a dad moves the last 2 or 3 beers in a 12 (or 24) pack to the front row so that his wife thinks the case is full and he didn’t drink the whole case already. He is the pawn of the house and the gambit is she finds out he drank 10-18 beers.

“Hey man after this game I gotta run to get more beer because I don’t have enough to run the Pawn’s Gambit before my wife gets home”

The Pawn’s Gambit by Tatu 8157 December 5, 2024

Fiver 

When you are holding in a shit for five hours and releasing nasty farts much to the dismay to those around you.

"Oh man this fiver is about to become a fixer if I can just hold it for one more hour"

"I know dude it smells like fucking shit in here!"

Fiver by Tatu 8157 February 26, 2024