Chevrozet

A "food" that is meant to imitate a meat food but is made instead from reconstituted plant matter. It's almost an insult to meat and is an excuse for vegans to eat meat-like products because they wish they could just eat meat guilt free.

This isn't bacon, it's a chevrozet, made from Tofu.

This Tofu hotdog is just a chevrozet.

Vegan cheese balls? Why not just call it a chevrozet. Its not cheese!