Taran Bowlsby's definitions

cockaroach

The act of eating a cucumber as it is leaving your lovers anus.

Note: this act was first done on record by the "cock-a-roach" of Lombard. Nov 3rd 2008.

"Dude, she stuck a finger in my ass and it kinda hurt so I turned around and gave her a cockaroach"

"Hey, I'm trying to make a salad. Where did that cucumber go?"
"Oh. I'm sorry. I gave my girl the cockaroach last night."
"I see. Is there any left? I'm kinda hungry"

by Taran Bowlsby December 19, 2008