Taps Malone's definitions

pound the puka shell (aka pound the pukachoo)

The act of rough sex with a woman, usually on the beach.

When Brian was in Hawaii with Jeni all he wanted to do was pound the puka shell!

by Taps Malone May 19, 2005

snuzzleupagus

A super sexy, cuddly person who likes to snuggle.

After Jen left for California she really missed her boyfriend Matt, but she was comforted by the fact that he would always be her snuzzleupagus

by Taps Malone August 21, 2006