Tanvir shaikhoe's definitions
**“Confused Shaikh”**
She got a last name holy, but behavior unblessed,
Can’t stay loyal, even when she tryna impress.
Says she’s wifey material—nah, more like a test,
You pass her to the fam, she still fail with the rest.
Caught cheatin’ with a cousin? Yeah, that’s wild, sis.
Family reunions lookin’ like a Netflix twist.
Every man’s a maybe, even husbands on her list,
She don’t break hearts—she demolishin' bliss.
Snapchat streaks with secrets, DMs full of lies,
Actin’ like a saint, but we seen through the disguise.
Prayin' five times, but still messin' with them guys,
Halal on her bio, haram in her thighs.
Mixed signals? Nah, she sendin’ out chaos,
Actin’ like a queen, but it’s clown in her chaos.
A Shaikh by name, but loyalty she lost,
Should come with a warning—and a prayer at all costs
She got a last name holy, but behavior unblessed,
Can’t stay loyal, even when she tryna impress.
Says she’s wifey material—nah, more like a test,
You pass her to the fam, she still fail with the rest.
Caught cheatin’ with a cousin? Yeah, that’s wild, sis.
Family reunions lookin’ like a Netflix twist.
Every man’s a maybe, even husbands on her list,
She don’t break hearts—she demolishin' bliss.
Snapchat streaks with secrets, DMs full of lies,
Actin’ like a saint, but we seen through the disguise.
Prayin' five times, but still messin' with them guys,
Halal on her bio, haram in her thighs.
Mixed signals? Nah, she sendin’ out chaos,
Actin’ like a queen, but it’s clown in her chaos.
A Shaikh by name, but loyalty she lost,
Should come with a warning—and a prayer at all costs
by Tanvir shaikhoe April 13, 2025
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