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When a closeted gay man has a few drinks and his true homosexual urges explode in a sloppy and grabby display.
Mitch was a manly man, he owned big guns, drove a big truck, and loved the flag, but after downing a few he’d swap his Natural Lights for Mint Juleps and enjoyed getting schlappy with area twinks.
by Tank Utley January 6, 2023
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