Definitions by Tango

the_matster 

complete numpty, also known as an intelligent article

oh matt, you numpty

the_matster by Tango January 23, 2004

numpty 

A person who just doesn't really fit into the conversation, some bizzare comment is made totally irrelevant to the subject

"You cheesy numpty"

numpty by Tango January 22, 2004