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An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.

The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.
Grandpa just gave that hooker an Arizona Hot Pocket!!!
by Tam Nguyen June 24, 2009
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