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Minecavs is a form of porn where a dan cavs has very gay sex with a minecraft pig.
The Minecraft pig will then shit it self and dan cavs will then ingest the shit and then orgasm black cum
Damn bro ive been watching some minecavs porn dat shit lit
by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019
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A person who likes to put things up his ass like a gun.
Harry get the gun out ur ass pls ur gonna hurt ur self
by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019
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A person who is a living virus.
Once in contact with dan cavs u will suffer large diarrhoea and then will shortly die of shitting too much
Oh fuck im dan cavs posite
by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019
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Matthew is a alien species born in the in noddle flavour packets once ingested it will then come out or anus at full force it will then steal ur Xbox and proceed to masturbate to ur little sister.
It will then kill ur cat and eat it.
It will then commite suicide by suffucating on a hard cock coverd in noddles.
Then matthew stop jacking too my sister
by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019
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