Definitions by Taint slayer

Homiesexual

When you wanna keep a good relation ship with your bros but sometimes you have to do some border line gay shit.

“You bro can you rub my thigh”

“Yeah sure bro I’m homiesexual”

When a girl who uses spray tan gets a little overzealous and ends up with a spray tanned taint.

Guy 1: "How was that girl you hooked up with last night?" Guy 2: "She had a great ass but when the thong came off i saw her spaint."