Definitions by Taint Tap

Bluffing Butthole 

When one goes to shit, but only farts.

I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.

Bluffing Butthole by Taint Tap November 24, 2010

Drift Wood

When one bumps into a man-possibly a woman-with a boner.

I went to the pub and accidentally caught some drift wood.

Drift Wood by Taint Tap November 24, 2010