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Ryan Edwards

AKA Eddy Old Money R Bag (Austin Butler Lookalike). Hates how he gets too many compliments and catcalled all the time as a bartender. Just eats 58% processed chicken and pizzas, which were probably made in some greasy factory all the way in Bangladesh, but don't worry - he takes his vitamins. If you ever walk into a room and see him, don't be surprised if he's doing reverse cowgirl anally on his 7 foot lacrosse stick. Loves the special substances and his favourite song is 'No Broke Boys' (MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!). He does want an old money haircut one day, 6'4 and wants a tattoo arm sleeve (8 inches and thicc). Best player on the lacrosse team.

Whos that lacrosse Austin Butler looking gimp shouting Make Some noise!!?
Oh thats Ryan Edwards AKA Eddy R Bag.

Whys he got 12 tampura chicken boxes using his lacrosse stick as a pogo?
Thats all he eats mate and the stick - oh hes just the best player on the team

by TacNutTitan2 December 5, 2025