A small annoying object liable to burst into a high pitched whine at any moment. Please treat with caution though as they are likely to be carrying a grenade hidden on there person....
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The satisfying crap you have in the morning after a hot cuppa of englands finest...
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The satisfying crap you have in the morning after a hot cuppa of englands finest...
by TOD1972 November 11, 2006