TKleikamp's definitions

DOTS

ABBRV. STANDS FOR DONOR OF THE SPERM...TYPICALLY REFERING TO A DEAD BEAT FATHER WHO KNOCKS A GIRL UP AND THEN RUNS OFF....DOING NOTHING FOR THE CHILD!

Ugh DOTS tried calling me AGAIN today! He just doesnt get it....he wants nothing to do with his kid...and i want nothing to do with him!

by TKleikamp January 20, 2009

Mudd Butt

When you take a shit and it looks like pure swamp juice just came out of your asshole! The kind of shit that is runny....but not pure ass piss!

Holy shit...I drank an ass-load of beer last night and now I have mudd butt!

by TKleikamp January 21, 2009