THE ORDER OF THE HOLY FELINE's definitions

domestic cat

A god, diety ,holy being and creature that should be prayed to several times a day . Any one who does not beleive this should promptly slam their head in a dumpster until it detatches

A domestic cat has chosen to live in my wretched hovel, my family is now blessed

by THE ORDER OF THE HOLY FELINE October 20, 2003