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Definitions by THE American Dan

The Queef Sage

The lord and protector of queefs. He ensures all women have the right and privilege queef as they see fit. He also protects a woman's right to enhance her queef experience.
My husband hates when I queef loudly at family functions. Fortunately The Queef Sage came to him in vision and righted his arrogance.
The Queef Sage by THE American Dan February 19, 2026