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Granny's Sock
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A
condom
that is so low-performing, you will think that
your Grandma
knitted
it for you.
John made Jill
pregnant
last night
. He shouldn't
have been
wearing Granny's Sock.
Granny's Sock
by
TEH ONLINE GRANNY
August 6, 2012
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