TED THE TIT's definitions

Mystery Meat

When nobody is sure of the size of a certain guy's penis.

"How'd it go with Jonny Katrina?"

"Not well, plus he has mystery meat."

by ted the tit May 3, 2010

self-imposed Rick Roll

The act of Rick Rolling yourself just because you have that damn song stuck in your head.

"Dude I got fuckin Rick Rolled again."

"It's happened to me so many times now i just have self-imposed Rick Rolls."

by TED THE TIT May 5, 2010