FEITAWASA

Fuck Em In The Ass With A Splintered Axe Handle.

You go to Jiffy Lube. They as usual forget to put the oil cap back on, spurting a whole quart of oil under your hood. So you say "Fuck Jiffy Lube, fuck em in the ass with a splintered axe handle"

by TED "Fat Bastard" Kennedy June 18, 2003