2 definitions by TCoss
An acronym standing for "Fuck You Dude For Shitting On My Parade". Pronounced " F-eyed-for-somp " and used when frustrated that someone is, in fact, shitting on your parade. See also: shit on your parade, taking the piss, piss in my cornflakes.
Why do you always have to be such a jerk, Tom? I only have one thing to say about you: fydforsomp, asshole. Just let me have a moment of joy!
by TCoss November 15, 2006
A sexual position akin to an eiffel tower. Much cooler than the foursome brand, its threesome variant features two ladies and a gentleman. The gentleman will lie down on his back with his member erect. One lady will then mount his genitals, while the other straddles his face. The two ladies should be facing one another and may make contact, if desired. The gentleman will perform intercourse and cunnilingus as applicable. If they choose, when approaching climax, the participants may exclaim "the London Bridge is falling down!" as they will no doubt be so fatigued when they finish, that they will collapse upon one another.
by TCoss November 15, 2006