Definitions by T. Swafford

bootie crickets 

Bootie Crickets is a condition of acknowledged sexuality whereby the male or female of a species, upon random sampling of pheromone transmission, is so detectable to the opposite sex that it must be acknowledged and commented upon.

Man, her Bootie Crickets are barkin' tonight!

bootie crickets by T. Swafford November 27, 2007