T. Q. Beast Esq.'s definitions

chundersome

Adjective describing a person, thing, odour or foodstuff that makes you want to blow chunks.

That elephant leg we ate last night was seriously chundersome; I spent all morning hugging the porcelain god.

by T. Q. Beast Esq. July 14, 2021

last dribble

The youngest offspring of an aged man. Particularly applied to a weakling or Special Needs Donkey. Chiefly Northern Irish.

They tell me that old Paddy's last dribble finally learned to tie her shoelaces. They're hoping she'll be able to get her left and right shoes the right way round by the time she's 50.

by T. Q. Beast Esq. July 14, 2021