T-BONE's definitions

xenimus

An "Online Rpg" not unlike the several other more popular games on the market today. Xenimus is alike to games such as everquest and dark age of camelot in that it is very addictive. (Addictive does not mean good) Differences include shoddy 1994 grade graphics, extremely harsh experience and gear loss, and full player versus player combat. (on normal servers)

Gameplay is repititious and lacking in any kind of appeal. You play xenimus because you have to, not because you want to.

Strong points: Fast, if not deep, pvp combat. Social engineering to steal gear from fellow players; ie: "Just let me borrow it" *yoink*

costs $5 a month, and you can mail the man (just one guy from wisconson runs this thing) cash, so its userbase consists of adolecents and children that do not have acess to credit cards.

To sum up: Your life is short and precious - don't waste a single second on Xenimus.

If everquest is crack, then Xenimus is paint thinner.

by T-Bone December 22, 2003

dangoldesque

a lame, yet amusing joke, typically involving misused homophones

Although the dangoldesque joke was quite corny, it was funny enough to make me laugh.

by T-Bone April 6, 2005

raise up

to represent.

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

corn Cake

shit, crap, Deuce, the old Number 2

After eating Mexican food, Magnum had to drop a corn cake

by T-bone October 28, 2004

buffcoat

to fart out of ones dick;
a fart that comes out of a dick;

possibly resulting from a reverse blow-job, or serious constipation

"She queefed in my face so i retaliated with a mighty buffcoat."

"My buffcoat filled the room with the winds of my urethra."

by T-bone April 6, 2004

Biatch

A biatch is a fine black girl with some nice ass ghetto booty and some big ass titties.

Wad the fuck up my biatch ima lick ur nipples tonight motha fucka

by T-bone January 11, 2004

T-Bonin'

This is a more specific instance of standard bonin' where one of the parties involved is named T-Bone.

Last night I was T-Bonin' Liz for nearly 3 minutes!

by T-Bone February 26, 2004