Definitions by T J

fuckmorton 

Synonym of fucktard, implying an even greater level of stupidity, wherein you the speaker doesn't wish to insult even retards with association to the person.

Queen Fuckmorton just can't live wither herself if everyone isn't patting her on the head and tossing her a cookie for every tiny decision she makes.

fuckmorton by T J November 10, 2008