Definitions by T Cash

jessica simpson

a girl who is so fucking hot it doesn't even matter that she's dumb.

"she cant spell dude!"
"who gives a shit shes like jessica simpson id lube up and make love to the arches of her feet if i could"

One bitch of a disease. Common in causing messed up stomachs, but can in fact be used as an excuse for anything possible.

Why didn't you do your homework?
I have crohns.
Why did your mom die?
She had crohns.
How'd your dad get so smart?
He has crohns.

crohns by T Cash December 16, 2005