T Biz Rockahara's definitions

Congo Wrist Watch

Wrapping the shaft of one's penis over one's wrist, creating the illusion that one is wearing a flesh colored wrist watch. The goal is to get someone to stare in confusion until they realize they are staring at your schlong.

Hey, do you know what time it is? Sure let me just take a look at my congo wrist watch.

by T Biz Rockahara August 5, 2011

ride shank's mare

To travel by walking.

You taking the bus to school? No I am going to ride shank's mare

by T Biz Rockahara August 6, 2011