nicaraguan picnic

A rare yet rewarding ability to commit self fellatio. Most commonly an inverted, "cock-bound" position is used to enjoy the Nicaraguan picnic.
Mike was unable to go to work on Monday as he dislocated his back attempting a Nicaraguan picnic.
by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014
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turkish lumberyard

The act of crapping on one's self whilst inverted in the Nicaraguan picnic position.
The shit cascaded down Rick's balls as it piled up on his chest like a Turkish lumberyard
by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014
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