Swaggy sweetcorn's definitions

5th July

national vine day

“what are you for the 5th july?”

“oh i’m dead, like vine” in

by Swaggy sweetcorn November 2, 2019

Joe

A disgrace of a name, imagine being called joe.

“hey what’s your name?”
“my names Joe”
“i now have instant automatic permission to slap you across the face so hard that you go into a 700 month coma.”

by Swaggy sweetcorn November 3, 2019