Swagger Dabber's definitions

Shrek

Shreks is a green ogre who lives in a swamp.He has a donkey friend and a wife named Fiona who he penetrates every night.Shrek has a 69 ft cock that is called a swamp monster.He use onions to Shrek his enemies like faurquad,that guy is a dick.If you see Shrek, his swamp monster will fill your ass with his love.

Drek just got shrekt by shrek's swamp monster.

by Swagger Dabber May 21, 2016