Interweb

1.Term used by middle aged people, or 'elderlies' who don't know anything about computers.
2.A much cooler way of saying 'internet'.

"You younguns' with your fancy MTV, and your interweb *shake cane*"
"Jah, I'm so tired! I spent all night chatting to some gal on the interweb!

by Sveet Steve. Katie October 02, 2007