Momjunk

Momjunk are all the little things Moms need to feel and know to be content and loved.
Mom asked me to call her as soon as my plane landed, that's her Momjunk. As soon as I got my grade, I had to tell my Mom to fill her Momjunk. Right after the team try-outs, I called Mom to let her know how it went, yup, more Momjunk.
by suzgirl September 12, 2021
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Cheapacitus

This is a disease a person has when they constantly make fake medical excuses for not attending family events, resturant meals, or any costly family functions.
So your Dad did't attend your marriage and didn't help to share in the cost because he was sick, again. Dude, I think he has a bad case of Cheapacitus! He's not really sick, he just doesn't want to part with his money.
by Suzgirl June 27, 2024
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