Sussy Ruby and Jesse lover's definitions

Shawphobia

When you see someone with the last name shaw and you are afraid of them and afraid to go near them.

*Mr shaw walks up to you*

You: AHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME IM AFRAID OF YOU
random baka: why did u scream?

You: it’s because I have shawphobia

Random baka: oh that’s cool I do to now cause he’s scary

Jesse: I have it as well I’m very afraid of him

Sexy Ruby: purrrrr u queen. I love you Jesse let’s get married

Jesse: okay

*2 weeks later*

Jesse: I do

Church man: you man now kiss the bride

Ruby: *wees oops got a bit excited

by Sussy Ruby and Jesse lover January 6, 2023