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Definitions by Sussus Samogus

No Nut November 

The Holy month in which all men must restrain from any kind of sexual activity, including the viewing of pornography. This ritual is done to prove your strength and resilience. It is also preformed in order to appease the Gods of the Internet. If you succeed, the Gods will gift you with strength, power, and eternal happiness. If you fail, the Gods will punish you by taking away your fapping privileges. NNN ends at the start of December, allowing you to fap again, and thus making way for Destroy Dick December.
Stay strong brothers, No Nut November is almost over!
No Nut November by Sussus Samogus November 15, 2022

Mariana trench 

A deep, underwater trench in the Pacific ocean.

I hate to break it to you, but there are no megalodons down there. The pressure is so strong that a shark that large would be crushed in an instant.
There are no fuckin megalodons in the Mariana trench, that’s just a conspiracy theory.
Mariana trench by Sussus Samogus September 26, 2022

Mariana trench 

A deep, underwater trench in the Pacific ocean.

I hate to break it to you, but there are no megalodons down there. The pressure is so strong that a shark that large would be crushed in an instant.
There are no fuckin megalodons in the Mariana trench, that’s just a conspiracy theory.
Mariana trench by Sussus Samogus September 26, 2022