Basically the sweetest blog ever. It's on Blogspot and it decides the most important question: Who is better? Ninjas or pirates? Also, this blog hates on the crappiest people ever: hippies and rednecks.
Kid: Hey Mom, I went on 200% Awesome today!
Mom: Sounds like a blast!
Kid: Hey Mom, is it cool if I invite Suzie over for a laughing party?
Mom: Ok son, just don't go into beast mode!