Definitions by Surfer Dude

Dork 

Gabby

u are a dork gabby.

Dork by surfer dude January 23, 2022

Metrosexual 

A vodka martini away from being gay.

Girl: He's so pretty
Guy: F'ing metrosexual
Girl: I want his number
Guy: If YOU want it, better wait till he sobers up.

Metrosexual by Surfer Dude April 19, 2006