2 definitions by Surfer Dude

Metrosexual

A vodka martini away from being gay.

Girl: He's so pretty
Guy: F'ing metrosexual
Girl: I want his number
Guy: If YOU want it, better wait till he sobers up.

by Surfer Dude March 23, 2006

Dork

Gabby

u are a dork gabby.

by Surfer Dude January 23, 2022