Wassmer

Someone who never wants to run for a political office but gets pushed into it anyway.
We need a slot to fill for ballot access. We will just need to find a Wassmer to do our bidding for us.
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The Krawchuck

A Kangaroo court where the complaining party is a business associate of the judge and the judge writes the decision before he drafts the complaint. In an appeal it is a panel which is comprises of lapdogs beholden to their supreme leader.
I thought I was getting Justice but I was butt hurt by the Krawchuck instead.
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