3 definitions by Superman's Dog

Fanny front

1. Synonymous with love life.
2. The ventral opening of a lady.
3. A terrible attempt at smack talk/tough guy attitude.

1. Josh - 'Dude, how is the fanny front?'

Todd - 'Josh man, it's awesome! I have 7 girls going at

the same time! My balls look vacuum packed

they are so empty!'

2. Josh - 'Todd man, her fanny front must look like a

wizard's sleeve!'

3. Josh - 'Todd, shut yo damn mouth bitch!'

Todd - 'Dude, lose the fanny front'

by Superman's Dog June 2, 2009

Heartless bastard motherfucker

This is just the worst single person you can imagine. If Hitler and Robert Pattinson from Twilight had a child. He would be a heartless bastard motherfucker. The term was originally coined by English songwriter Frank Tuner for his song of the same name. The song itself is autobiographical - however this may be him getting into the head of someone else or perhaps it represents a part of all men who are secretly heartless bastard motherfuckers in their own heads. Who knows!

Girl - 'No joke, you are actually a heartless bastard motherfucker and i hope you die'

Boy - 'And maybe I am...?'

by Superman's Dog June 2, 2009

Hockey the box

An Irish slag term for the desire to fuck someone. But a really bad sort of angry, dirty violent sort of shag.

Girl 1 - 'Oh I'd hockey the box of him!'

Girl 2 - 'Oh shit yeah, me too! I would fuck his shit up, big

style!'

by Superman's Dog June 2, 2009