Definitions by Superlit69

Heswall 

Situated on the Wirral peninsula Heswall is by far the nicest part of the Wirral. Usually Where people from other parts of the Wirral move when they’ve made the millions. Heswall is the rose amongst thorns on the Wirral. Local Heswall people look down on others who live in neighboring towns such as neston Scum.

Why go on holiday when I could go to Heswall

Heswall by Superlit69 September 15, 2019

Neston

People who live there all have 6 fingers and are in inbred.

" ah you live in neston your sister must be your dad"

Neston by Superlit69 May 20, 2019