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Definitions by Super awesome spongetard

Someone who owns, drives, and derives their personality around their slab.
My homeboy Amirkhan owns a slab, which makes him a slabber.

Does anybody have a place where a slabber could post up his ass?
My homeboy Amirkhan owns a slab, which makes him a slabber.

Does anybody have a place where a slabber could post up his black ass?

Spongetard 

Someone who is so passionate about media surrounding the Nickelodeon TV show: "Spongebob SquarePants", that they neglect social interaction, family, and friends.

"Spongetards" oftentimes own excessive amounts of Spongebob SquarePants memorabilia.
Joe is such a Spongetard, Spongebob is all he ever talks about!

We haven't seen Fred in weeks, he just sits home and watched Spongebob. He might be Spongetarded.