3 definitions by Super Ruth
A super nasty and crappy tasting pina colada.
when given, the drinker turns an unusuial shade of green, and usually lashes out at others, usually the waiter.
can cause severs discomfort in the butt region and you may be blocked up for days.
oh, and the alcohol is the cheap kind, too.
when given, the drinker turns an unusuial shade of green, and usually lashes out at others, usually the waiter.
can cause severs discomfort in the butt region and you may be blocked up for days.
oh, and the alcohol is the cheap kind, too.
Waiter- "Here you are sir, one pina colada."
Norman- "Thank you."
*Norman takes a huge glug of the stuff*
Norman- "This pina colada tastes like crap! you shoudl call it a POOPacolada!"
*Norman throws drink on unsuspecting passerby while refusing to tip the waiter*
Norman- "Thank you."
*Norman takes a huge glug of the stuff*
Norman- "This pina colada tastes like crap! you shoudl call it a POOPacolada!"
*Norman throws drink on unsuspecting passerby while refusing to tip the waiter*
by Super Ruth April 17, 2008
An intense report describing how history has been recorded and changed throughout the years.
usually used as a form of punishment unnessecarily.
Teachers tend to include ridiculous requirements such as:
-minimun of 100,000 pages
-no words like be, been, being, was, it, or you
-due in 2 weeks from the given date
Extreme cases of these reports include nausea, bleeding through the fingernails and elbows, unconrtollably checking the time and date, anxiety attacks, hyperactivity, red eyes, loss of sleep, inability to stop your fingers miming the typing motion, slight moaning, and sometimes even death.
usually used as a form of punishment unnessecarily.
Teachers tend to include ridiculous requirements such as:
-minimun of 100,000 pages
-no words like be, been, being, was, it, or you
-due in 2 weeks from the given date
Extreme cases of these reports include nausea, bleeding through the fingernails and elbows, unconrtollably checking the time and date, anxiety attacks, hyperactivity, red eyes, loss of sleep, inability to stop your fingers miming the typing motion, slight moaning, and sometimes even death.
Joe- "Hey Bob!"
Bob- "Hey Joe! What's up?"
Joe- "Mr. S. gave us this new assignment called a 'historography report'. it sounds fun!"
*loud gasp*
*books drop to the floor*
Joe- "Where did Bob go?"
Bob- "Hey Joe! What's up?"
Joe- "Mr. S. gave us this new assignment called a 'historography report'. it sounds fun!"
*loud gasp*
*books drop to the floor*
Joe- "Where did Bob go?"
by Super Ruth April 16, 2008
The most relatable and cute character on the hit tv show "The Office". She is an aspiring artist with big dreams. She works best alongside Jim Halpert, who is a sexy beast.
Amy- "Did you watch the office last night?"
Nancy- "chyeah! I love Pam Beesly!"
Amy- "Me too! she's a babe!"
Nancy- "..."
Amy- "FUCK ME NOW, NANCY!"
Nancy- "chyeah! I love Pam Beesly!"
Amy- "Me too! she's a babe!"
Nancy- "..."
Amy- "FUCK ME NOW, NANCY!"
by Super Ruth April 16, 2008